Frequently Asked Questions re: Absolute Poker Cheats

What has been Absolute Poker's response, official statement?

 Right now APs response has been mixed/confusing/incomprehensible depending on which response you got from them.

They have said everything from

--- we are investigating and taking it seriously

--- we have investigated and there is nothing out of the ordinary

--- wtfzomgbbq

Reactions from players to their lack of response thus far is

--- "standard"

--- "standard and im not going to play there any more"

--- "wtfzomgbbq"

I'm too beat right now to sum up all of those aspects of it. If anyone wants to tackle it and tack it on they are welcome- otherwise I'll do more while watching some football today (sat).